Feeling the breeze....

When I was young, I was fascinated with Arnold Schwarzenegger when I got into body building. He had the physique like no one I ever seen before. No wonder he had that winning streak of Mr Olympias back in the day. Of course, that lead into full feature movies like Predator and one of my favorite Commando. I dreamt that one day I too could be like Commando. Who would have thought today was the day.

I woke up this morning at 5am and headed to the gym to get a good workout in. Great bike ride and worked up a great sweat. I had a meeting to make in downtown Milwaukee so the exit time to get there was 7am so I ended my workout at 6am. I planned that it would take an hour to drive back, shower, shave, get my things ready, grab fruits for breakfast and pick up my old boss Gwen Goss. As I got out of the shower, I headed to the dresser to pull out the essentials. Socks..check...undershirt...check....underwear........um.....what the hell......underwear..... So I opened all of my drawers and scoured the room. Opened up the every bag I had and nothing. Now what. Can I get to a Walmart and make it to my meeting on time? No. So, I decided to go commando. Yep, my boys were left swinging in the air and had that cool breeze all day. Of course, you always are aware of the zipper to the scrotum sack when utilizing the bathroom. All day, I had that scene from Something about Mary where Ben Stiller zipped up his sack. It was the funnest scene in that movie. I sure didn't want that to happen to me.

After making the day, my mind was to get some support for the family jewels. Of course, I had to head back to the other site upon completion. I had my old boss with me and I told her I need to head to a store. She asked "for"? I said, I am full monty under my pants and she went into dry heaves and trying hard not to laugh. So embarrassed. I tried to explain but why should I. This conversation needed to end before it got uncomfortable. So I ran into the nearest Target and grabbed a 5 pack, purchased it and headed into the bathroom and put one on....Ahhhh. When I returned, she looked at me with one eyebrow raised. I looked at her, put my head down and just started the car and we headed off. Hey, I have a reason....really I do.....oh well....